Weekends don't count unless you spend them doing something completely pointless. ~Bill Watterson


Weekends are a bit like rainbows; they look good from a distance but disappear when you get up close to them. ~John Shirley


There aren't enough days in the weekend. ~Rod Schmidt


The only reason why we ask other people how their weekend was is so we can tell them about our own weekend. ~Chuck Palahniuk


The rhythm of the weekend, with its birth, its planned gaieties, and its announced end, followed the rhythm of life and was a substitute for it. ~F. Scott Fitzgerald


Why wait for the weekend to have fun ~Loesje


Only Robinson Crusoe had everything done by Friday. ~Author Unknown


Your hair may be brushed, but your mind's untidy. You've had about seven hours of sleep since Friday. No wonder you feel that lost sensation. You're sunk from a riot of relaxation. ~Ogden Nash


Every man has a right to a Saturday night bath. ~Lyndon B. Johnson


Life is a wretched gray Saturday, but it has to be lived through. ~Anthony Burgess


Of all the days that's in the week
I dearly love but one day
And that's the day that comes betwixt
A Saturday and Monday.
~Henry Carey


Sunday clears away the rust of the whole week. ~Joseph Addison


Most people are in a factory from nine till five. Their job may be to turn out 263 little circles. At the end of the week they're three short and somebody has a go at them. On Saturday afternoons they deserve something to go and shout about. ~Rodney Marsh, 1969


Give a man a fish and he has food for a day; teach him how to fish and you can get rid of him for the entire weekend. ~Zenna Scha


There is little chance that meteorologists can solve the mysteries of weather until they gain an understanding of the mutual attraction of rain and weekends. ~Arnot Sheppard


Weekends don't pay as well as weekdays but at least there's football. ~S.A. Sachs


How pleasant is Saturday night,
When I've tried all the week to be good,
And not spoke a word that was bad,
And obliged everyone that I could.
~Nancy Sproat


I hate weekends because there is no stock market. ~Rene Rivkin


The feeling of Sunday is the same everywhere, heavy, melancholy, standing still. ~Jean Rhys


Always strive to excel, but only on weekends. ~Richard Rorty


Middle age is when you're sitting at home on a Saturday night and the telephone rings and you hope it isn't for you. ~Ogden Nash


Living up to ideals is like doing everyday work with your Sunday clothes on. ~Ed Howe